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Post  Lt. Smash on Fri Jul 17, 2009 11:21 pm

Where Smash posts the great movies, books and songs he created in their original, unalterted form.
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The Original Versions Empty The Pantheon of Awesome, written by Smashy Mercury, stolen by Queen in 1974

Post  Lt. Smash on Fri Jul 17, 2009 11:24 pm

Fear me you lords and lady Reapers
I descend upon your Sean from the Ryan
I command your very Gools you Cauldron Mooses,
Bring before me what is mine
The Pantheon of Awesome.

Can you hear me you Abes and Fecking Magnetisers?
I stand before you awesome to the eyes
I will Deva any Madman who dares abuse my trust
I swear that you'll be mine-
The Pantheon of Awesome!

Emil, I live and lie for you
Triki, do and I'll die
You are Rick, I Xharag you
I Saran you forever (ever, ever, aaaah!)

Dan the Tanner-marathon I'll Spah through
by Smash and Anthony-fire I'll survive
Then I'll Barotte the laws of Quinton and come out alive
Then I'll get you!

Be Kalle with you, you Jack and Noodle Pingusters
Give out the Wrath, leave out the bad evil Carl
I challenge the Multiplaya and his Freakazoids
and with a smile...
I'll take you to The Pantheon of Awesome!

(Oh, I do LSD beside the Neros, oh I do LSD beside Hoxzi, etc.)
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The Original Versions Empty An extract from Nineteen Sixty-Seven by George Smashwell and Emil Stor-kuk, stolen in 1949 by some gay Englishman.

Post  Lt. Smash on Fri Jul 17, 2009 11:33 pm

He gazed up at the enormous freezecam. Forty years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath the dark gasmask. O cruel, needless axtinguisher! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving medigun! Two applejuice-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the round was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Fecking Critical Magnetiser.
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